Funny Rajnikant Jokes

�� Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking!!!!!!!!!

�� Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places.. Today those places are known as IIT's!!!!!!

�� Government of India pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!!

�� Definition of solar eclipse:

When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!!

�� Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one perc
ent of his knowledge with the world......

Thus.......The google was born!!!!

�� Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..?????

British would have fought for Independence....

�� Best Rajani joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!!

�� Why do earthquakes occur?????

Because at that time Rajanikanth is doing his skipping exercise!!!!!!!!!

�� Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....!

Since then that day is known as.............Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

�� The pyramids in Egypt are actually.............

..........Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!!

�� Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!! 

Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!

�� Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner????? 

...................... To play Carrom!!!!!!

�� Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting.... �� ��