LIFE WHATSAPP STATUS

• L.I.F.E. - (L)Ive (I)T (F)Ully (E)Veryday
• Never Allow Anyone To Beat You Down And Make You Feel Worthless.There No Greater Love Than Self Worth!
• People Not Only See How Good Or Bad You Are From What You Do, But Also From What You Don't Do
• When You’ve Finally Found Someone Good, Don’t Go Looking For Someone Better.
• If You Cry At Trouble, It Grows Double. But If You Learn To Laugh At Trouble, It Will Disappear Like A Bubble.
• Life Says It Every Time: Nobody Is Perfect.
• Talking About Someone Is Like Bouncing A Basketball. Talk The Truth, Or It Might Bounce Back At You.
• Life Is Not Always Easy, Death Is! And That's The Reason Why Life Is So Precious.
• Life Is Too Important To Be Taken Seriously.
• Attitude Is A Little Thing That Makes A Big Difference.
• God Created Your Life. And You're In Charge To COLOR It, Make It BEAUTIFUL :)
• Life Is Too Short To Safely Remove Hardware :P
• Surround Yourself With Only People Who Are Going To Lift You Higher. Life Is Already Filled With Those Who Want To Bring You Down.
• Life Isn't Always Friendly. Learn To Smile And See It From The Right Angle. You'll See Your Life Isn't That Hard
• There Are So Many Things Can Make You Happy. Don't Focus Too Much On Things That Make You Sad.
• A Very Small Thing Can Ruin Everything. Never Underestimate Every Single Thing In Your Life!
• Happiness Is More Important Than Smile Because Smile Comes From Lips But Happiness Comes From Heart. Be Happy Forever
• A Person Cannot Cross His Life Without Wetting His/Her Eyes.
• Fight For Your Dream, Protect It, Defend It, Reach It, And I Promise You'll Make It Through.
• The Fact That You Cant Kiss Your Elbow Is Enough To Make You Realize That Some Things Seem To Be, Yet They're Bound To Be Beyond Your Reach.
• Life Is Short, Smile While You Still Have Your Teeth.
• It's True That We Don't Know What We've Got Until We Lose It, But It's Also True That We Don't Know Wat We've Been Missing Until It Arrives.
• This Is The Problem With Getting Attached To Someone, When They Leave You Just Feel Lost.
• Instead Of Thinking About What You're Missing, Try Thinking About What You Have That Everyone Else Is Missing
• Life's Not Fair. You Can't Dictate Your Heart What To Feel, But You Can Always Feel What Your Heart Dictates You.
• Don't Be Too Honest Because, Straight Trees Are Chosen First For Cutting !!" Think Over It.
• Haters Should Be Your Motivators!
• People Wonder Why It's So Hard For Me To Trust Others, While I Wonder Why It's So Hard For Others To Keep Their Word.
• A Good Life Is When You Assume Nothing, Do More, Smile Often, Dream Big , Laugh A Lot, & Realize How Blessed You Are For What You Have.
• Life Is About Trusting Your Feelings, Taking Chances, Losing/ Finding Happiness, Learning From The Past, And Realizing People Change.
• The Best Feeling In Life Comes When You Find Yourself Happy Without The Thing Which You Once Needed The Most.
• If U Expect The World To Be Fair With You Because You Are Fair, Its Like Expecting: The Lion Not Eat You Because You Dont Eat Lion ....:-(
• Never Regret Having Chosen The Wrong People In Your Life Because No One Can Teach The Right Lessons Better Than Them!
• Life Is A Long Path With Construction Sites Along The Way..But U Will Eventually Get Past Them And Move On...
• Don't Be Too Honest Because, Straight Trees Are Chosen First For Cutting !!" Think Over It..
• Be Careful Of Your Thoughts; They May Become Words At Any Moment.
• Never Take Anything In Your Life For Granted, Because You Never Know When It Can Be Taken Away From You Forever.
• To Love Without Condition, To Talk Without Intention, To Give Without Reason, And To Care Without Expectation...

COOL WHATSAPP STATUS

• They Forgot To Put Hot Sauce Packets With My Order Even Though I Specifically Asked For Them.
• There's Not Enough Time In The Day...Yet, I'm On Facebook.
• My Car Doesn't Play Cds, Only Cassette Tapes.
• It's Humid Out And My Thumbs Are Sticking Across My Touch Screen.
• When Your Alarm Doesn't Go Off.
• When You Had Sex...But It Was Only A Dream.
• When I Torrent A Song, It Doesn't Come With The Artwork.
• My Life Is Just Freaking Awkward.
• We Have Too Much Food In Our Freezer So When We Open It Stuff Falls Out.
• I Retied One Of My Shoes Too Tight. Now I Have To Retie The Other One.
• Sometimes The Commercials On Tv Are Louder Than The Show, So I Have To Make It Softer And Then Louder Everytime.
• Whenever I See A Tap, I Immediately Stick My Hands Under Them, Even If They're Not Automatic.
• My Favorite Band Just Broke Up!!!
• Cutting Myself While Shaving.
• I Had To Walk Up The Escalator.
• Ahh, I Slept On My Neck. The Pain!
• My Laptop Feels Too Warm On My Knees When I Use It In Bed.
• I Have To Many Notifications.
• I Have Over 1000 Channels, And Yet...There's Nothing On Tv!
• The Volume On The Video I'm Watching Is Too Low And I Can't Turn It Up Anymore.
• My Mouse Used To Click Much Louder.
• I Don't Know How To Play The Guitar.
• Parking Lot Near My Destination Was Full. Now I Have To Park A Block Away And Walk.
• Why Do I Always Wake Up Tired And Fall Asleep Wide Awake.
• My Garage Door Opener Didn't Work When I Got Home, So I Had To Park My Car Outside. Where It Rains.
• Type In User Name. Notice Typo 1/10 Second After Hitting Enter.
• Downloads New Songs For Road Trip Play List. Forgets To Sync Ipod To Computer.
• Buying A New Dvd. Tons Of Unskippable Warnings And Previews.
• Record Your Voice Just For The Hell Of It. Think: "I Really Sound That Bad?"
• Buy New Sneakers. Don't Even Want To Wear Them Outside. They're In Perfect Condition.
• Grab A Tissue To Sneeze.Don't Have To Sneeze Anymore.
• Load The Toothbrush With Paste. Tilt Hand Slightly, Paste Plops Off Into Sink.
• One Pillow Isn't Enough. Two Pillows Is Just Too Much.
• Laptop Ran Out Of Battery.Had To Go Upstairs To Find The Charger.
• Bought To Many Groceries At The Supermarket. Have To Make Two Trips To Get Them All Inside.
• Filling Out A Job Application. I Have To Print.
• Going To Ride Bicycle To The Gym. It Started Raining So Now Have To Drive Car.
• Hotel Made Up For Delayed Check In With Chocolate Covered Strawberries. Have No Fridge. So Had To Eat Them.
• Alone In My Office. Hear Something From Other Room.
• Bought My First $.00 App. It Keeps Crashing
• Trying To Download An Ebook From My Library. Got The Audiobook Instead.
• When I Was A Child, Shaving Once Every Month Was To Cool. Now That I Need To Shave Every Morning It Isn't So Fun...
• Didn't Get On Facebook For Two Days. Miss An Invite To A Party.
• My Friend Fluncked
• All My Passwords Are On Autocomplete, So I Don't Know What They Are Anymore.
• 2 And A Half Minutes To Microwave My Food Is An Intolerable Amount Of Time When I'm Busy On The Internet.
• My Pizza Box Is Too Awkwardly-Shaped For My Trash Can.
• When I Take A Shower, The Shower Curtain Always Gets Blown Inward And Touches Me
• I'm Broke, I've Lived Through 3 Years Of Drought, And Nearly All Of My Livestock Have
• Died. Life Is Difficult In Farmville.

FUNNY WHATSAPP STATUS

• Sometimes, My Secretary Reminds Me Of My Wife.I Was Unbuttoning Her Shirt During Our Lunch Break When She Says, "Remember, You Have A Wife."
•  Every Mother Thinks That Their Child Is The Most Beautiful, But Only My Mum Is Right!
• I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs! `
• Deleting Your Facebook Is The New Regaining Your Dignity.
• I Don't Understand How Super Mario Can Smash Blocks With His Head But Dies When He Touches A Turtle. Wtf
• Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type 'I Love <Ur Bf/Gf Name>' And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won't Be Boring Anymore! :P
• Your Password Is Incorrect”; I Changed All My Password To ‘Incorrect’, So My Computer Just Tells Me When I Forget.....JK
• Win A BLACKBERRY, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In DUBAI...Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒​  Please Do This Now.
•  When Aryabhatta Was Checking My Answer Paper.......................................He Invented 'ZERO' ;-)
• Studying Is As Easy As Walking In A Park And That Park Is Like Jurassic Park!
• Great People Talk About Ideas. Average People Talk About Things. Small People Talk About Others. Legends Don't Talk, They Blog! ;) :P
• So How Many Of You Are Planning To Ditch Facebook For Google Plus :P
• A Woodcutter Was Passing By A Forest And Suddenly He Saw A Bunch Of Girls Following Him. The Axe Effect! ;)
• Employee To Manager : If You Don't Increase My Salary Then I'll Tell The Whole Office That You Have Increased My Salary! :P
• Definition Of A Human Being: A Creature That Cuts Trees,Makes Paper & Writes "Save Trees" On The Same Paper.
• 1 Month Before The Exam We Study From National Author's Book. 1 Day Before,Local Author Book. Exam Day,Do Hell With Others , I AM THE AUTHOR
• "No Comment" Is A Comment. Lols
• money & Women.They're Two Of The Strongest Things In The World.The Things U Do For A Woman U Wouldn't Do For Anything Else.Same With Money.
• I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
• Before You Criticize Someone,Walk A Mile In His Shoes.That Way,You're A Mile Away And You Have The Shoes.
• Exam Paper Is Like A Dick, When Its Hard, People Get Fucked.!
• My Girl And I Always Joke Around. She'll Ask "What Were You Doing?", Then We'll Both Laugh And Then I Go Make Sure I Cleared My Web History
• Dog: Why Do U Hide When Having Sex? Cat: Cause We Don't Want Humans To Copy Our Style, They've Already Copied Yours.
• Daughter: M In Love With Neighbor, So M Running Away With Him. Dad- Thank Dear, U Saved Money & Time Both. Dad M Reading Dis Letter Left By Mom
• Guy: Do U Lyk Me? Gal:No(Guy Got Sad) Gal: Y R U Sad? Guy: Coz U Dnt Lyk Me. Gal:U Nvr Askd If I Luv U. Guy:Aww!Do U Luv Me? Gal: LOL NO!!
• Dear Facebook, Don't Show That Much Attitude! You Can't Even Signup Without Me !!! ... Yours Sincerely, Msn, G Mail N Yahoo.. =D
• WTF Generation... Wikipedia Twitter Facebook
• The Only Difference Between Government And Thieves Is, One Of Them Does It Legally;)))
• INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar....They Always Look Good...IF IT IS NOT YOURS... :P
• 'I Have Read And Agree To Terms And Conditions' Should Be Called As "I Didn't Read But I Want To Access This Shit.
• I'm So Good At Sleeping, I Can Do It With My Eyes Closed.
• Being Told That Someone Doesn't Wanna Love U Coz Ur A Good Friend Is Like Being Told That U Didn't Get D Job Coz Ur Highly Qualified.
• Note To Self: Never Take A Pen To A Sword Fight Again. Its Most Definitely Not Mightier.
• A Baby Is Born In Africa, What Will Be The Color Of His Teeth? ....Babies Are Born Without TEETH. MORAL ~ Don't Think Like A Genius !!
• Knowledge Is Everywhere. You Just Need To Know How To Google It.
• I Like To Stand In Line At The ATM Machine. When People Put In Their PIN, I Scream "GOT IT!" And Run Away
• A Funny T Shirt Quote Written At Back Of A Bike Rider's Shirt:If U're Able To See This Sentence Plz Infrm Me Dat My Grlfrnd Hs Fallen Off!
• Children In The Dark Cause Accidents, Accidents In The Dark Cause Children
• Whn Some1 Touches U & U Don't Feel It,Its IGNORANCE. Whn Some1 Touches U & U Feels It,Its LOVE.Whn No1 Touches U & U Feel It, Its ALLERGY :)
• When I Was A Little Kid I Used To Say "A B C D E F G H I J K ELEMENO
• Silence Doesn't Always Mean YES. Sometimes, Silence Means LOADING.
• If A Girl Cries, There May Be Thousand Reasons. But If A Boy Cries, There Is Only One Reason: “GIRL”
• I'm Afraid Of 3 Things: Women, Snakes, And The Police. They All Have The Ability To Hurt Me And Make It Look Like It Was My Fault.
• The Best Prank Call Ever: "Hello KFC?" - " Yes, How Can I Help You Sir?" . . . . " I Want Mcdonald's Number!!!
• Having A Wife Is Part Of Living" But Maintaining A Girlfriend Along With Your Wife Is The "ART OF LIVING"
• Everyone Wears Left Shoe At The Last.. Don't Agree With It? ...- - - Proof: When We Wear 1 Shoe, The Other 1 Is Left..
• Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It
• When Ever You Are Criticized,Don't Get Upset. Always Remember This.... No Stones Are Thrown On A Fruitless Tree.
• I'm Jealous Of My Parents, I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs :)
• A Nice Line Written Below A Clock In A Examination Hall By A Professor.. ,,, 'Time Will Pass, But Will U ?'
• Some People Come Into Our Lives & Leave Footprint On Our Heart.Others Come Into Our Lives & Make Us Want To Leave Fingerprint On Their Face.
• Diff B/W Ignorance & Self Control. When U C D Mirror, U Don't Laugh That's
• IGNORANCE When I Look At U,I Also Dont Laugh That's SELF CONTROL.
• A BOY On DATE In BMW Car-I Hide Something From U. GF:What? "I'm Already Married & Hv A Child." GF: U Scared Me! I Thought The BMW Is Not Urs
• Q.What Did The Left Nut Say To The Right Nut? A. Don't Talk To The Guy In The Middle... He's A D*Ck!
• It's Better To Bunk A Class Than To Miss A Party With Frnds. Bcoz 2day When I Look Back. Marks Never Make Me Smile. But Memories Do
• When I Was Younger I Used To Take My Mum Or Dad's Phone To Play Snake ,, We All Did :P
• Make Your Girlfriend Happy By Telling Those 3 Words Every Women Loves To Hear " Here's My Wallet"
• Yesterday My Girlfriend Came At My Home. She Was Crying And Said To Me Please Consol Me So I Hit Playstation On Her Head.
• I'm Tired Of Chasing My Dreams, I'm Just Going To Ask Them Where Their Going And Meet Them There Later.
• A Lady Changed Her #FB Status To "I Got My Period".. 50 Guys Commented "Thank God" And 25 Liked Her Update
• Dad: Stop Watching PORN.. I Can Hear The Sound From Inside Room!! Son: No I'm Not, I'm Watching Sharapova Playing Tennis
• Mom: Son, Can You Please Clean The Fish I Bought From The Market? Son: WTF?! Mom: What Does WTF Mean? Son: Where’s The Fish?!
• A Girl Was Towelling Her Wet Pussy. She Enjoyed It & Started Rubbing It Vigoursly Until D Pussy Cried MEOW & Ran Away
• If The World Doesnt End On Dec 21st, 2012, Then There'll Be A Lots Of Babies Born On Sep 20th, 2013!
• If I Were To Make A Dictionary. CUTE=You - SWEET=You - BEAUTIFUL=You - SEXY=You - GORGEOUS=You - LIAR=Me!
• Teacher: Make A Sentence Using Neither-Nor. Boy: When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses, Neither They Are Comfortable Nor We.
• Boys Say ''It's Great'', Boys Say ''It's Fine'', But Nine Months Later They Say ''It's Not Mine''!!.
• A COCKROACH Is Afraid Of RAT, RAT Of CAT, CAT Of DOG, DOG Of MAN, MAN Of GIRLFRIEND, & Again GIRLFRIEND Is Afraid Of COCKROACH.
• Husband, Throwing Knives On Wife's Photo & Missing The Target. Sudenly He Recvd A Call Frm His Wife: Hi, What R U Doing? He Repld "MISSIN U"
• My Mom Thinks "LOL" Means "Lots Of Love". She Texted Me, "Your Grandma Had Just Died. LOL"
• When A Girl Cancels A Date Its Because She Has To. When A Guy Cancels A Date Its Because He Has TWO!
• America Is A Country Where Half The Money Is Spent In Buying Food And The Other Half Is Spent To Loose Weight!
• Forget Your Ex. Because No One Wants To Read Yesterdays Newspaper Again.
• My Girlfriend And I Were Happy For EIGHTEEN Years. Then We Met.
• I Told My Wife That, "I Need More Space." So She Locked Me Outside
• Why Is That When There Are Two Girls In A Profile Pic The Hot One Is Always Someone Else?
• I Recently Applied For Work At A Mirror Shop. I Hope I Get It. I Can Really See Myself Working There.
• Wife Pulls Her Husband,Who’s Fully Drunk, To Bed & Tries Removing His Shirt & Husband Replies- LADY, LEAVE ME ALONE, I AM Married
• Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Jimmi Hendrix, Ian Curtis, Jim Morrison, All Died At 27. Justin Bieber Turns 27 In 2021. Just Be Patient.
• Breaking News: Idea To Launch 3G Condoms To Control Population Growth
• When I Fight For Love People Call It Rape...
• Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. Faces Like Yours Belong In The Zoo. Don’t Be Mad, I’ll Be There Too. Not In The Cage But Laughing At You
• Best Example Of Business Faliure-----------A Pregnent Prostitute..
• Girls Are Always Misunderstood By Boys....Because Of Their Makeup :D
• Thepenisinmymouth .. . . .. . . . . . . . . Did You Read The Pen Is In My Mouth? Lol Dirty Mind!
• The Best Way To End A Status Conversation On Facebook Is To Like Their Last Comment.
• Can You Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Looking At My Eyes :D
• Want Your Most Favorite Song To Be Your Least Favorite Song, Then Make It Your Alarm Tone
• Only LOVE Can Remove- Misunderstanding Worries ... Doubts Fear Tears & CLOTHES :P :P
• Life Without U Is Impossible. U R In My Breath And Blood. I Can`T Spend A Sec Without You. If U Left Me, I`Ll Die.I Love You Dear, Oxygen.
• Advice To All Girls -- Don't Apply Too Much Make-Up On Your Face....You Don't Know Where Boys Look First..!!! :P
• Boy's FB Status: 'Online During Class' Comment From His Teacher: 'Turn To Page 75' ;)
• Mixed Emotion: When Your Enemy Falls From The 7th Floor On Your Brand New Ferrari And You Don't Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry! :P
• A Stage That Surely Comes In Everybody's Life - Where Should I Go? To The Right Where Nothing Is Left Or To The Left Where Nothing Is Right?
• When You Wait For Your Food In The Restaurant Aren't You The 'Waiter'? :P
• Signboard On Highway : Mr. Late Is Better Than Late Mr.
• Mom Says "Alcohol Is Your Enemy"... Jesus Says "Love Your Enemy" :D
• Sentence Written On The T-SHIRT Of A Beautiful Girl Walking On Side Of The Road "U R Not Looking At The Road Right Now.. Be Careful"
• SIT & STUDY..The Above Stunts R Performed By Trained Professionals Under Controlled Environments. DON'T TRY THIS A HOME. BE SAFE.
• Don't Trust Money, It Gives Bed But Not Sleep.It Gives Books But Not Mind, It Gives Luxuries But Not Happiness. So Transfer It To My Account
• Friends Are Like B**BS. Some Are Big, Some Are Small, Some Are REAL, & Some Are Fake.
• You Can Never Say Exactly WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND If Your Family Members Are On Your Friend-List.
• My Plan Is Forgive And Forget, Forgive Myself For Being Stupid And Forget You Ever Existed
• Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guys.
• I Keep Seeing All These Summer Bucket Lists With All This Exciting Stuff. Meanwhile, Mine Is Just Like, Find A Shortcut To The Fridge.
• If My Mom Can't Find It, Nobody Can Find It.
• Best Gamer Pick Up Line: "You Turn My Software Into Hardware."
• Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake.
• I Saw A Sign That Almost Made Me Piss Myself. It Said, "Bathrooms Closed!"
• I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
• Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
• Once Upon A Time I Smashed My Face Into My Keyboard And Accidentally Wrote The 5th Twilight Book.
• Imagine Having A Teacher Named Alejandro, And Whenever He Calls On You, Just Be Like, "Don't Call My Name, Don't Call My Name, Alejandro."
• F.E.A.R = Face Everything And Recover Or Forget Everything And Run!
• I'm A Type Of Person Who Laughs At A Joke 3 Times. 1st When It's Told, 2nd When It's Explained To Me, And 3rd When I Finally Get It!
• You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!
• I Hate It When I Have So Many Tabs Open, And One Of Them Starts Playing A Talking Ad That I Can't Find It.
• I Like Your Makeup. Just Kidding. It Looks Like You Got Gangbanged By Crayola.
• THE BIGGEST LIE EVER TOLD; Was When The Doctor Walked In To Mrs. Bieber's Hospital Room And Said, "Congratulations, It's A Boy"
• Dear Optimist, Pessimist, And Realist. While You Guys Were Arguing About The Cup Of Water. I Drank It. - The Opportunist
• 3 Things That Should Never Be Broken; (1) A Heart (2) A Promise And (3) A Condom :D :D
• There Is Only 1 Perfect Wife In The World. .Every Husband Thinks The Neighbour Has Her!!
• If You Agree With A Woman When She's Wrong, Congratulations On Being Right And Wrong At The Same Time
• My Girlfriend Asked Me For Another Word For Incorrect. Of Course, My Answer Was Wrong :P
• I Think That Every Horoscope Should Read Like This: "Your Day Is Already A Failure...You Rely On Horoscopes
• So We Can Send Men To The Moon, But We Can't Get A Button That Let's Us Edit A Typo On A Post After Its Been Sent O.O
• Why Do Women Close Their Eyes During Sex? They Can't Stand Seeing A Man Have A Good Time!
• Why Must The Phrase, "It Is None Of My Business" Always Be Followed By, "But"?
• Pretending To Think Hard... When Your Teacher Is Looking At You.
• Sex Without Protection Is Magic. Why? Because The Baby Appears, And The Father Disappears.
• They Say When U Marry Someone, You Are Also Marrying Their Family. That's What I Told My Wife When She Caught Me In Bed With Her Sister :P
• If You Can't Change "A" Girl, Don't Worry Just Change "THE" Girl. :P
• I Am Not SINGLE, I Am ROMANTICALLY CHALLENGED :D
• The Secrets Of Happy Marriage: Tools,Internet Options,Clear History,Delete Files.
• What Is The Similarity Between Wifi & Wife ? Neighbors Have An Eye On Both Of Them!!
• Do I Look Like A CALENDAR?........ Coz Everyone Ask Me For A DATE!

LOVE WHATSAPP STATUS

• Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Nothing In This Crazy World - Could Keep Me From Loving You!
• Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Dont Cast Me Away Because I Love You.
• Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, What I Feel In My Heart Is Wonderful And New.
• Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, You've Made All My Dreams Come True!
• Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Life Would Be Hell If I Didn't Have You.
• Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Don't Always Smell Good, But I Still Love You.
• Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Telling You I Love You So What Are You Gonna Do?
• Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet And So Are You!
• Roses Are Re, Violets Are Blue I’ll Save My Last Dance Only To Dance With You.
• No One Can Love Intelligently 'Cause The Nature Of True Love Is Madness. :)
• Love Is Not Something We Find, Love Is Something We DO!
• The Nicest Place To Be In Is Someone's Thoughts.
• Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥
• You Must Be A Good Runner Because You Are Always Running In My Mind, You Must Be A Good Thief Because You Have Stolen My Heart, And I Am Always A Bad Shooter Because I Miss You Always...
• How Do I Spell S_Ccess &amp; _Niq_E Without U? I Cant Even Have F_N, Or Any Good L_Ck. Without U, Looks Like I Cant Survive.
• You Have Two Lips, I Have Two Lips. Why Don't We Put Two And Two Together?'
• Can You Recommend A Good Bank Where I Can Make A Deposit? Because I’m Planning To Save All My Love For You.
• If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet I Would Put U And I Together.
• Babe, Your Beauty Makes The Morning Sun Look Like The Dull Glimmer Of The Moon.
• You Are Hotter Than The Sun, Brighter Than The Moon And Have More Sparkling Than The Stars. What Else Do You Want?
• CUTEST PROPOSAL By A Boy ? Boy: Can U Plz Close Ur Eyes For A Moment? Girl: Ok,Done Boy: Thanx,What A Darkness Isn't It? Girl: Yeah Boy: That Is My Life Without U.?
• There's 6,697,254,041 People In The World But I Want You
• I Always Think Of You Before I Fall Asleep. The Words You Said. The Things We Laughed About, The Silent Moments We Shared.
• The Greatest Symbol Of Love Is Not The Heart. It Is The Cross Because The Heart Stops Beating But The Man On The Cross Never Stops Loving.
• I Don't Know What Happened. One Moment, You Were Just Another Girl I Only Knew The Name Of; The Next, You Were The Girl That I Fell Hard For.
• It's Strange How Love Can Be The Happiest Thing Ever, But Can Cause You The Most Pain.. Yet, Everyone’s Searching For It.
• The Worst Feeling About Being In Love, Is Sitting Back To Back With The Person You Love; And Not Even Being Able To Say 'Hello'.
• You Know What I Want More Than Anything In The World Right Now? To Talk To You, To Be With You, This Very Instant.
• Whenever I Try To NOT Think Of You; You're The Only Person Who Stays In My Mind, No Matter What I Do.
• Maybe I Could Have Loved You Better. Maybe You Should Have Loved Me More. Maybe Our Hearts Were Just Next In Line.
• Your Worst Battle Is Between What You Know And What You Feel.
• You Make Me Laugh At Things That Aren't Funny. You Make Me Smile Without Actually Being Here. You Make My Stomach Flip By A Text.
• Love That We Cannot Have Is The One That Last The Longest, Hurts The Deepest And Feels The Strongest.
• Never Stop Loving Someone Because You Never Know When They Might Start Loving You Back.
• My Feelings For You Are Like A Boomerang. Whenever I Try To Get Rid Of It By Throwing It All Away, It Constantly Finds A Way To Get Back.
• Just Because Someone Doesn't Love You The Way You Want Them To, Doesn't Mean They Don't Love You With All They Have.
• No One Ever Gets Tired Of Loving… But Everyone Gets Tired Of Waiting, Assuming, Hearing Promises, Saying Sorry, And All The Hurting.
• Love Is A Feeling, Not A Decision. You Can't Choose Who You Love. If You Could, It Would Be Much Simpler, But Less Magical.
• The Right Way To Kiss A Girl, Push Her Up Against A Wall, Hold Her Arms Above Her Head And Kiss Her Like You Mean It!♥
• Love Me Without Fear, Trust Me Without Questioning, Need Me Without Demanding, Want Me Without Restrictions, And Accept Me Without Change.
• A Pretty Girl Is Nothing, If She Has An Ugly Heart.
• Law Of Love: The More LOVE You Give, The More PAIN You'll Get.
• LOVE = Lesson Of Various Emotions.
• I Don't Know Where I Stand With U, I Don't Know What I Mean To U, All I Know Is Every Time I Think Of U, All I Wanna Do Is Be With You.
• It’s Hard To Pretend You Love Someone When You Don’t, But It’s Even Harder To Pretend You Don’t Love Someone When You Do.
• The Scariest Thing About Distance Is That You Don't Know Whether The Person Misses You Or Has Forgotten You.
• The Hardest Things To Leave Behind Are The Things You Never Had In The First Place.
• Do You Know How It Feels To Be Ignored? It Fucking Hurts
• If You Have A Chance To Love, Then Do It. Remember: "Love Makes Time Pass, But Too Much Time Will Let Love Pass!"
• There Are Five Words That Mean More Than I Love You And Those Words Are "I'm Here To Stay Forever"
• When Two People Are Meant For Each Other, No Time Is Too Long, No Distance Is Too Far, And No One Can Ever Tear Them Apart.
• Never Pass A Chance To Say "I Love You," To The People You Care About Because We Aren't Promised Tomorrow.
• I Won't Be Your Star. Cause There'r Too Much Stars On The Sky. I Want To Be Your Sun. Cause There's Only One Sun <3 data-blogger-escaped-li="">
• Love With All Your Heart, No Matter How Many Times It Has Or Will Be Broken Because When You're Not Really Loving, You're Not Really Living.
• Love Brings People Together But Trust Keeps Them Together!
• Life Is Beautiful When U Have Someone Who Tells U How Important U Are ♥
• Every Rain Drop Would Be One Of Ur Smile.I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out.
• So, That.There's No Space For Tears Your Life.
• Loving Someone And Not Expressing It Is Like Wrapping A Present And Not Giving It
• It’s Stupid To Hold To On To Something That Just Keeps Hurting You, But It’s Also Stupid To Let Go Of Everything You Ever Wanted.
• There Are Those Times When You Are Not Looking For Love, But Then The Most Amazing Person Comes Into Your Life.
• Don't Fall For The One You Love, Fall For The One That Loves You...Because You Can Always Learn To Love, But You Can Never Make Someone Love You. =((
• The More You Hide Your Feelings For Someone, The More You Fall For Them.
• There is nothing more attractive than a girl with good taste in music
• I Can't Set My Hopes Too High. Because Every Hello Ends With A Goodbye.
• Your Heart Is One Of Your Most Prized Possessions. So Be Careful Who You Give It To.
• Love Is Like #Tsunami When It Comes Into Your Life, NO ONE KNOWS!
• Loneliness Is A SPECIAL ENJOYMENT When Chosen By Ourself..!! But Hard To Digest When Gifted By Others...
• When U Get Attracted To Sum1. U Will Realize What Is Love.. When That Sum1 Starts Avoiding U.. U Will Realize What Is Life.
• I Know I Am MAD For Her But Dont Know Why Am Not MADE For Her.

BEST WHATSAPP STATUS

• Be Conscious About You're Choices And Be Responsible For You're Actions
• The Hardest Challenge Is To Be Yourself In A World Where Everyone Is Trying To Make You Be Somebody Else.
• It Is Much Better To Promise Nothing And Try And Give Everything...Than Promise Everything And Give Nothing At All...
• Two Things Define Your Personality, The Way You Manage Things When You Have Nothing. The Way You Behave When You Have Everything.
• There Would Be A Lot Less Cheating, Broken Hearts, Tears, Unhappiness, Misery, And Drama If People Were Just Honest From The Start.
• Be More Concerned About Your Character Than Your Reputation, Because Your Character Is Who U Are & Your Reputation Is What Others Think Of You!
• Don't Count The Things You Have Done For Someone. Instead, Count The Number Of Times You Felt Better Cos You Made Them Happy.
• When Everything Seems Right, STOP And Appreciate That. Don’t Look For Things To Break Down. Just Enjoy The Positive.
• Love Every One.. So That Every One Loves You... But Be Committed To Only One.. So That Every One Respects You..:)
• No Matter How Good Or Bad You Think Your Life May Be, Wake Up Each Day And Be Thankful. Remember Someone, Somewhere, Is Fighting To Survive
• Always Say Thanks To People Who Sacrifice Their Something For You Because Maybe That Something Was Their Everything.
• When You See That Something Is Wrong, Maybe The Wrong One Is Not The Thing, But The Way You See It.
• Never Blame Any Day In Your Life, Good Days Give You Happiness, Bad Days Give You Experience, And The Worst Days Give You A Lesson
• When People Laugh At You, It's Your Choice To Be Happy Because You Can Entertain Them, Or Sad Because They Can Make You A Joke.
• You Pay The Big Price To Learn The Big Lessons.
• All Fingers Are Not Same In Length, But When They Bend All Stand Equal, Life Becomes Very Easy When We Bend And Adjust To Situation
• If We Can Not Have Things We Like, We Must Learn To Like Things We Have.
• A Boy Cried When He Didn't Have Shoes But He Stopped Crying When He Saw A Man Without Legs. Count Your Blessings.
• Every Day We Smile & Laugh So Many Times, We Never Thank GOD After Every Smile, But We Do Blame Him For Every Tear We Cry.
• You Can Make Whatever You Want Out Of YOUR Life, But First Of All You Must Not Be Afraid To Try.
• Nothing Will Change In Your Life Until You Know And Face The Truth About Your Weaknesses, Successes And Failures, And Past And Future.
• If You Want To Change Anything In Your Behavior Or Anything In Your Emotions, You Start With Your Thoughts And Your Attitude.
• Life Is Too Short To Wake Up With Regrets. So Love The People Who Treat You Right And Forget About The Ones Who Don’t.
• If You Get Your Heart Broken, Don’t Waste Your Time Thinking Over The Person Who Did It. They Don’t Deserve Any More Of Your Time.
• Happy Moments, Praise God. Difficult Moments, Seek God. Painful Moments, Trust God. Every Moment, Thank God.
• Some People Are Real. Some People Are Good. Some People Are Fake & Some People Are Real Good At Being Fake. So Choose Carefully
• If You Cheat On A Good Person, You're Actually Causing Yourself Harm, Cause You Lose Someone Who Could Have Given You Their World.
• The Happiest People Are Not The Ones Who Have Everything. They Are The Ones Who Make The Best Of Everything
• I'm Not Perfect And I'm Not Trying To Be. I'm Just Being Me, That's All That I Can Do.

SAD WHATSAPP STATUS

• Nothing Hurts More Than Realizing She Meant Everything To You And You Meant Nothing To Her
• I Miss You More Than You'll Ever Know
• Once Upon A Time I Was Falling In Love, But Now Im Falling Apart
• You Taught Me How To Love; You Taught Me How To Live; You Taught Me How To Laugh; You Taught Me How To Cry, But When You Left, You Forgot To Teach Me How To Forget You.
• You Never Know What You Have Until You Lose It, And Once You Lose It, You Can Never Get It Back.
• My Heart Was Taken By You... Broken By You... And Now It Is In Pieces Because Of You.
• Love Is Like Falling Down... In The End You're Left Hurt, Scarred, And With A Memory Of It Forever.
• You're The One Who Broke My Heart, You're The Reason My World Fell Apart, You're The One Who Made Me Cry, Yet I'm Still In Love With You And I Don't Know Why.
• A Million Words Would Not Bring You Back, I Know Because I've Tried, Neither Would A Million Tears, I Know I've Cried.
• Wanting Him Is Hard To Forget, Loving Him Is Hard To Regret, Losing Him Is Hard To Accept, But Even With All The Hurt I've Felt, Letting Go Is The Most Painful Yet.
• Sometimes The Memories Are Worth The Pain.
• Sometime You Just Have To Hold Your Head Up High, Blink Away The Tears And Say Good-Bye.
• For A Few Minutes You Made Me Feel As Though I Actually Meant Something To Someone.
• We Are Afraid To Care To Much, For Fear That The Other Person Does Not Care At All.
• People Think It Is Holding On That Makes You Stronger, But Sometimes It's Letting Go.
• I Made A Choice To Finally Let Go, Because I Can't Stand The Pain, It's Time For My Last Tear To Fall And Smile Again.
• I Cried Today... Not Because I Miss You... Or Even Wanted You... But Because I Realized I'm Gonna Be All Right Without You.
• I Wish He Meant It When He Kissed Me Cause Then I Could Look Back And See Someone Who Loved Me But I Can Only Go Back And See Someone Who Used Me.
• You Always Say You Hate To See Me Hurt, And You Hate To See Me Cry. So All Those Times That You Hurt Me, Did You Close Your Eyes?
• So... From Now On... When You Think Of Me... Just Remember That I Could've Been The Best Thing You Ever Had.
• There's Always Going To Be That One Person You Always Want To Be With Even After You Find Out They Don't Want To Be With You.
• My Feelings For You Are Like A Boomerang. Whenever I Try To Get Rid Of It By Throwing It All Away, It Constantly Finds A Way To Get Back.
• You Have Given And Taken A Lot From Me. You Gave Me A Reason To Smile, But You Took Away My Ability To Love Anybody Else.
• They Say Time Heals All Wounds, But All It's Done Is Give Me More Time To Think About How Much I Miss You.
• I Hate Those Moments Right Before You Go To Sleep, When You Are Forced To Think About All The Things You Tried So Hard To Forget.
• People Think That If You Love Somebody Hard Enough, Then Everything Is Just Gonna Work Out. People Are Wrong
• Who Knew That The Person That Kills Me Inside Is The Person I Need In Order To Live?
• People Cry Not Because Love Ends, But Because It Still Continues, Even If It's Over.
• Forgetting Someone Is Impossible. You Remember Everything. You May Not Think Of Them For Years At A Time, But You Don't Know How To Forget.
• No Matter What They Do Or What They Say, Or How Many Times They Hurt You, You Can't Let Them Go Because They Just Mean So Much To You.
• When U Get Attracted To Sum1. U Will Realize What Is Love.. When That Sum1 Starts Avoiding U.. U Will Realize What Is Life.
• Loneliness Is A Special Enjoyment When Chosen By Ourself..!! But Hard To Digest When Gifted By Others...
• Pleasure Of Love Lasts But A Moment, Pain Of Love Lasts A Lifetime.
• For Once In My Life, I'm At A Loss Of Words.The Truth Of The Matter Is Being With You Was The Only Time I Have Ever Been Happy.
• Sometimes Life Isn't Fair. We Don't Always End Up With The Person We Thought Was "The One".
• Biggest Mistake You Can Make Is To Care For Someone More Than Yourself, Because Then You Are Just Setting Yourself Up For Disappointment.
• Boundaries Are Necessary So That You Can Protect Yourself, Because Once You're Broken, You'll Never Be Fully Fixed.
• Loving Someone Who Doesn't Feel The Same Way Is Like Using A White Crayon On A White Paper. It's Always Invisible.
• The Worse Thing Is Caring About Someone, Wondering How They Are When The Truth Is, They've Stopped Wondering About You A Long Time Ago.
• Who Said Water Helps In Putting Off Fire?If So,Then. Why Don't Tears Heal The Burn In One's Heart!
• It Is Easy To See When Someone Is Happy , But Hard To See When They Are Faking Their Happiness Just To Hide Their Broken Heart . </3
• No Matter How Bad Someone Makes You Cry, Hurts You, Or Makes U Feel The Worse U Can Be You Get Back Up And Thank Them For Making You Stronger Each Time <3
• Love Is The Slowest Suicide, And You Can't Stop It, Even Though It's Killing You On The Inside, You Just Have To Live With All The Pain Until It's Finally Over
• I Love You And That Is True, But That Is The Difference Between Me And You. My Love Is Real , To You Its Just Another 3 Words You Say
• Why Is It That The Person That Makes You The Happiest Is The Same Person That Hurts You The Most?
• I May Not Be Prefect, But I'm The Best You'll Ever Have. You'll Realize It The Day I Stop Coming Back.
• The Worst Thing About Falling For Someone Is Thinking They Will Catch You In Their Arms But Instead They Watch You Fall And Hit The Ground... Broken.
• My Eyes Are Hurting Cause I Cant See You,, My Arms Are Empty Cause I Cant Hold You,, My Lips Are Cold Cause I Cant Kiss You,, My Heart Is Broken & I Miss You <3
• It Just Makes Me Realize How Weird Life Is... That The Exact Same Moment That I Meant Nothing To You, You Meant Everything To Me...
• Sometimes It Hurts To Care So Much. You Wonder Why You Bother Yet Continue To Do So. Wish I Could Be Like Others Who Are Able To Easily Stop Caring & Move On.
• A Heart Dies, When Its Not Able To Share Its Feelings But A Heart Kills It Self When Another Heart Does Not Understand Its Feeling...!!"
• Why Do We Love People Who Don't Love Us Back, Why Do We Try For People Who Don't Care, Why Do People Pretend To Be Your Friends If They're Really Not !!!
• My Silence Spoke A Thousand Words...But She Never Heard Them
• Don't Trust Too Much, Don't Love Too Much And Don't Hope Too Much .. Because That Too Much Can Hurt You In The Same Way So Much !
• I Walk Around With A Smile On My Face, But Underneath Is The Lonely Tears That Only Come Out At Night After Everyone Goes To Sleep...Praying Things Get Better!
• It Hurts To Love Someone And Not Be Loved In Return, But What Hurts More Is To Love Someone, And Never Find The Courage To Let Them Know How You Feel.
• It's Hard To Wait Around For Something You Know Might Never Happen; But It's Even Harder To Give Up When You Know It's Everything You Want.
• I Don’t Believe That Time Heals Everything. Minutes, Hours, Months, And Years Just Give You More Time To Realize What You’re Missing.
• Breaking Up Is Just Like Having The Worst Nightmare After Having The Best Dream
• The Hardest To Do Is Waking Up Without You.
• It's Amazing How Someone Can Break Your Heart And You Can Still Love Them With All The Little Pieces
• I Would Give Up Everything For One Moment With You; For One Moment Is Better Than A Lifetime Of Not Knowing You
• In My Dreams You're Mine Forever
• The Worst Feeling In The World Is Giving All The Love You Have And Knowing It Will Never Be Returned
• True Love Will Never Fade Unless It Was A Lie
• You Hurt Me More Than I Deserve, How Can You Be So Cruel? I Love You More Than You Deserve, Why Am I Such A Fool?
• Sometimes The Memories Are Worth The Pain
• A Million Words Would Not Bring You Back, I Know Because I Tried, Neither Would A Million Tears, I Know Because I Cried
• I Hate This Feeling, It's One I Know All To Well, It's A Thing Called Heartbreak And It Hurts Like Hell
• Where There Is Love, There Is Pain
• Love Is Like Heaven But Can Hurt Like Hell
• Sometimes Good People Need To Leave Your Life To Make Room For Better People To Come In.
• It's Funny How You Think You Actually Mean Something To Someone, & They Just Turn Around & Prove You Wrong.
• It's Ironic How Sometimes, The Harder You Want To Avoid Something, The Quicker It Will Get To You.
• When A Person Cannot Answer Directly To Your Question Probably The Answer Is Too Painful For You To Know Or Too Hard For Them To Admit...:'(
• No One In D World Has D Ability 2stop Their Tears When Their Loved Ones Say 2 Them "Dont Leave Me , I Need You" Or "Leave Me I Dint Need You
• Some Dreams Weren't Meant To Come True....I Learned That From You.
• It's Really Painful To Say Goodbye To Someone That You Don't Want To Let Go But Its Even More Painful To Ask Someone To Stay If They Never Wanted To Stay.
• Unfortunately, We Believe The Liars, Trust The Backstabbers, And Like The Heartbreakers We Are All Just Stories In The End.
• Drifting Apart From People You Once Used To Be So Close With Sucks.
• It Sucks When You Miss Someone Who Does Not Miss You Back.
• When Someone Walks Out Of Your Life, Let Them. They Are Just Making More Room For Someone Better To Walk In.
• Missing Someone Who Doesn't Miss You Back In Return Is Probably One Of The Worst Feelings Anyone Can Feel.
• The Opposite Of Love Is Not Hate But To Avoid. If U Dont Love Me Then Hate Me But Plz Dont Avoid Me.. It Hurts...! :'(
• I Used To Miss You So Much, But It Never Seemed Like You Missed Me. I Guess Because Of That, I Stopped Missing You.
• Sometimes You Just Need To Distance Yourself From People. If They Care, They'll Notice. If They Don't, You Know Where You Stand.
• You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.
• You Hurt Me More Then I Deserve, How Can You Be So Cruel? I Love You More Then You Deserve, Why Am I Such A Fool?
• You Asked Me What Was Wrong, I Smiled And Said Nothing, When You Turned Around And A Tear Came Down And I Whispered To Myself... Everything Is.
• You Wonder Why I Don't Talk To You Anymore And Please Believe Me When I Say It's Not That I Don't Want To, It's Just That Everything I Want To Say I Can't Tell You Anymore.
• I Don't Know Which I Would Rather Believe... That You Never Did Care Or That You Eventually Stopped.
• Hold My Hand, Just One More Time, So I Can Remind Myself Why It Is That I Can't Get Over You.
• I Think Its Time I Let You Go... And That Is Hard To Do Because Part Of Me Will Be In Love With You For The Rest Of My Life.
• While I Was Holding On All You Did Was Let Go.
• Sometimes It's Better To Be Alone. No One Can Hurt You That Way.
• I Just Wonder How Many People Never Get The One They Want, But End Up With The One They're Supposed To Have.

ULTIMATE WHATSAPP STATUS

• Like 11+2 = 12+1, Same With The Letters, If You'll Rearrange The Letters Of "Eleven Plus Two" It'll Give You "Twelve Plus One".
• 91% Of All Paper Money In The US Contains Traces Of Cocaine.
• When A Guy Stares At You For Long Periods Of Time, He Wishes You Were His.
• Right Now On Your Body, There Is At Least One Place That itches.
• Once A Woman Called 911, Because Mcdonald's Ran Out Of Mcnuggets.
• China Has More English Speaking People Than The United States.
• Michael Jordan Makes More Money From Nike Annually, Than All Of The Nike Factory Workers In Malaysia Combined.
• The Sentence "The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog" Uses Every Letter Of The Alphabet.
• Every 8 Seconds, A Human Life Is Lost Due To Tobacco Use Somewhere In The World. This Equals About 5 Million Deaths Every Year.
• In Scotland, A New Game Was Invented, Entitled 'Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden' And Thus The Word 'GOLF' Entered Into The English Language.
• Scientists Have Produced A New Antidepressant Drug That Gives You An Orgasm Every Time You Yawn.
• There Is A 40% Chance That You Would Die Within The Next 3 Years If You Sit More Than 11 Hrs A Day.
• Daydreamers Are Better At Solving Complex Problems.
• In Guam, There's A Full Time, Paid Job For Men To "Help" Women Lose Their Virginity Since Virgins Are Not Allowed To Get Married.
• In China, You Can Hire A Person To Stand In Line For You At A Rate Of $3 An Hour.
• You Can Buy Over 2000 Apples With The Price Of One Apple Iphone 4S.
• The Creators Of Adidas And Puma Were Brothers, And They Were Both Nazis.
• "Ipod!" Is The SAME Upside Down. Consider Your Mind Officially Blown.
• The Hunger Games Has 3 Books. 23 People Die Each Year In The Games. There Are 12 Districts. The Movie Came Out 3-23-12. Coincidence?
• Studies Show That Men Are Put Off By Groups Of Loud Women.
• When Asked, About 23% Of All Iphone Users Said That They Would Prefer Going Barefoot For A Week Than Letting Go Of Their Phones.
• "Esodophobia" Is The Fear Of Losing Virginity.
• The Backstreet Boys Were The Most Successful Boy Band Ever With 130+ Million Albums Sold Worldwide.
• After Consuming Alcohol, Our Perceptions Change To Make People Appear More Attractive. So Yes, "Beer Goggles" Are Real.
• The Pokémon Hitmonlee And Hitmonchan Are Based On Bruce Lee And Jackie Chan.
• People Who Are Happier Are Less Likely To Catch Colds.
• Approximately 1 Billion People Throughout The World Go To Bed Hungry Every Night.
• Smiling Immediately Releases Endorphins In Your Body, Changing Your Mood And Relieving Stress.
• The U.S. Government Currently Owes China About 895 Billion Dollars.
• There Were More Tweets About Osama Bin Laden's Death Than Any Other Topic To Date.
• Drinking Water Can Help Someone Lose Weight. This Increases The Rate At Which Our Body Breaks Down Fat.
• “FYI”, “LOL” And “OMG” Are All Now Formally Recognized By The Oxford English Dictionary.
• Many People Avoid Looking Out Of Their Window At Night Because They Are Scared Of Seeing A Face.
• Telling A Convincing Lie To Someone Is Much More Difficult When You Find Them Sexually Attractive.
• China Gets Most Number Of National Holidays In A Year Than Any Other Country And Yet It's The Fastest Growing Economy In The World.
• The Word "Gaga" In Filipino Refers To A Stupid And Idiotic Girl.
• Astronomers Suggest That 10 Billion Earth-Like Planets May Exist In Our Galaxy.
• When Looking At Stars, You're Actually Looking Into The Past. Many Of The Stars We See At Night Have Already Died.
• 21% Of People Feel It's Okay To Break Up Over Facebook.
• 90% Of All Text Messages Are Read Within The First 3 Minutes Of Being Received.
• India Has More Citizens With IQ's Over 120 Than The Total Population Of The U.S.
• Every Seven Years, You Lose About Half Of Your Friends And Replace Them With New People.
• The Average User Spends About 3.5 Hours A Day On Twitter. Twitter "Addicts" Tend To Spend About 10.4 Hours A Day.
• Dating Specialists Say Big Egos Are One Of The Top 5 Reasons Behind Failed Relationships.
• The Proper Way To Peel A Banana Is Not From The Stem, But From The Opposite End.
• For Every Human Killed By Sharks, 2 Million Sharks Have Been Killed By Humans.
• After Outkast Sang "Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture," Polaroid Released This Statement: "Shaking Or Waving Can Actually Damage The Image."
• Sex Is More Physical For Men And More Emotional For Women.
• Until The Age Of 12, Robert Pattinson's (Edward Cullen's) Two Older Sisters Would Dress Him Up As A Girl And Call Him Claudia.
• Undressing Your Partner Burns About 8 To 10 Calories.
• "Woman On Top" Position Helps Women Build Confidence In Bed.
• A Ferrari FXX Costs $1.8 Million. But You Don't Take It Home; Ferrari Brings It To A Track For You Then Packs It Up Until The Next Time.
• Circus Animal Trainer Hannibal Cantori Explained In A Note That He Saw His Wife Having Sex With His Horse, Which Is Why He Murdered Her.
• China Produces 44% Of The World's Apple (The Fruit) And 100% Of The Apple Inc.'S Products.
• The Most Popular Google Search Trend In 2010 Was "Justin Bieber Syphilis"
• Youtube Was Originally A Video Dating Site Called "Tune In Hook Up."
• That Sudden Jerk You Sometimes Experience When You "Slip" In A Dream While Half Asleep Is Called A "Hypnic Jerk."
• The Name "Harry Potter" Is Mentioned 18,956 Times Throughout The Entire Harry Potter Book Series.
• Having Eye Contact For More Than 6 Seconds Without Looking Away Or Blinking Reveals A Desire For Either Sex Or Murder.
• Justin Bieber Shaved His Head At 12 Yrs, Because He Had A Friend With Cancer & He Didn't Want Him To Feel Alone.
• If The Whole World Smoked A Joint At The Same Time, There Would Be World Peace For At Least 2 Hours.
• The Best Person In Your Life Is The One Who Comes First In Your Mind After Reading This Sentence.
• When A Person Cries & The First Drop Of Tears Comes From The Right Eye, It's Happiness, When It's From The Left, It's Pain.
• Your Birth Year (Last Two Numbers) + Your Age. RT If You Get "111".
• When Someone Appears In Your Dreams,It Means That Person Misses You.
• Math Anxiety Is A Psychological Disorder Which Causes Stress And Anxiety When Doing Math Problems.
• Stieg Larsson, The Author Of "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" Witnessed The Gang Rape Of A Girl When He Was 15.
• 95% Of People Have Googled Their Own Names.
• Most Babies Are Born With Blue Eyes. Exposure To Ultraviolet Light (The Sun) And Melanin Are What Eventually Bring Out Their True Color.
• Listening To Upbeat Music Stimulates The Brain, Helping Fight Depression And Confusion.
• 85% Of People Reading This Will Not Find The The Mistake In This A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
• Love Actually Has Nothing To Do With Your Heart -- It's All Chemical Reactions That Take Place Inside Of Your Brain.
• Cleopatra Owned One Of The World's First Vibrators. It Was A Small Container Filled With Buzzing Bees.
• Allodoxaphobia Is The Fear Of Other People's Opinions.
• Steve Jobs Stated That Using LSD Was One Of The Most Important Things He Had Ever Done In His Life.
• Contrary To Popular Belief, Reading In Dim Light Will Not Damage Your Eyes.
• If Barbie Were Life-Size, She Would Be 7'2" And Her Neck Would Be Twice The Length Of A Normal Human's Neck.
• 70% Of People In The “People You May Know” Feature On Facebook Are People That You Do Know, But Deliberately Choose Not To Be Friends With.
• The Word "Bed" Is Actually Shaped Like An Bed.
• Google Owns A "Secret" Lab Called "Google X" Where They Are Working On A Space Elevator.
• Déjà Vécu Is The Phenomenon Of Recognizing Smells And Sounds, Which In Real You Never Experienced Before.
• The Movie "John Carter" Is Currently The Biggest Box Office Flop In Film History, With A Net Loss Of $166,566,620.00.
• Within The Next Hour, You Will Shed 600,000 Particles Of Skin.
• Indiana State Prison Actually Allows Inmates To Adopt Cats Into Their Cells.
• Laughter Helps Increase Memory And Learning. Incorporating Humor Into Education Leads To Higher Test Scores.
• Social Media Causes What Is Referred To As FOMO -- The "Fear Of Missing Out." Psychologists Say This May Heighten Anxiety And Depression.
• Every Year, More Than 11,000 Americans Are Injured While Experimenting With Bizarre Sexual Positions.
• In 2009, "Twilight" Scored Just Below "Anal Sex" In Wikipedia's "Top 100 Most Popular Searches."
• In The Original Version Of "The Little Mermaid", Ariel Does Not Marry The Prince -- He Marries Someone Else And She Dies.
• Daniel Radcliffe And Rupert Grint Both Admitted To Having A Crush On Emma Watson In The Earlier Harry Potter Films.
• Having Blue Eyes Is Actually A Mutation. Before The Mutation Occurred, All Humans Had Brown Eyes.
• We Love Our Followers. So Suggest Us What You Want To Read,What You Like About Us, What You Dont Like. Anything! Best Suggestion Will Be Rtd
• Squirrels Forget Where They Hide About Half Of Their Nuts.
• The Most Children Born To One Woman Was 69 -- She Had 16 Twins, 7 Triplets, And 4 Quadruplets.
• Every Year About 2,000 People Are Injured By Balloons.
• "Tampon" Is A French Word For Plug.
• The Average Woman Spends Between 5 And 8 Hours A Day Gossiping.
• Men Are Biologically More Attracted To Women With Big Butts Because This Indicates Fertility.
• If You Are 6 Feet 2 Inches Tall, Then You Are Taller Than 94% Of The World.
• With The Total Grossing Money James Cameron's Titanic Movie Made, About 5 Real Life Titanics Could've Been Built Instead
• Harry Potter Actor Daniel Radcliffe First Thought Justin Bieber Was A Woman.
• Yorick, The Rapist In 'The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo', Was So Disturbed By The Scene That He Spent The Day Locked In His Room Crying.
• After Hearing About The 9/11 Attacks, The Maasai Tribe In Africa Gave 14 Cows To America As Consolation.
• Analysis Paralysis Is When Someone Analyzes The Effects Of A Potential Decision To The Point Where They Don't Make It.
• Your Brain Burns Around 300 Calories A Day And Burns Slightly More Calories When You Think Harder.
• It Takes 9 Months To A Year To Produce One Episode On Family Guy.
• A Tailor Designed A Parachute About 100 Years Ago And Died When His Test Failed As He Jumped From The Eiffel Tower.
• A Cat's Brain Is More Similar To A Human Brain Than A Dog's Brain. Both Humans And Cats Have Identical Regions Responsible For Emotion.
• An American Threw A Rat Into A Pile Of Burning Leaves And It Ran Into His House While Still Ablaze And Burnt His House Down.
• The Longest Beard Ever Recorded On A Woman Was 14 Inches Long.
• The Only Sense That Doesn't Fully Rest When We Are Sleeping Is Our Hearing.
• Dolphins Have Been Witnessed Torturing Porpoises To Death For Pure Fun.
• Sharks Actually Urinate Through Their Skin.
• There's A Town In France Named "Anus."
• In Chinese The Words For "Crisis" And "Opportunity" Are The Same.
• "Whatever" Has Been Voted The Most Annoying Word In The World For 3 Years In A Row.
• Good News For All Our Followers. Every Sunday There Will Be One Shout Out Given To The Person Who RT Most Of Our Facts. Enjoy. It's No Fake
• Memories Are Transferred In The Brain From Temporary To Permanent Storage While We Sleep.
• The Number 5 Is Pronounced 'Ha' In Thai So "555" Is Slang For "Hahaha."
• In ancient Greece, The Common Slang For A Blow Job Was "Playing The Flute."
• The "Original Thought Theory" States That Anything Anyone Can Ever Say, Has Already Been Said By Someone Else.
• Pushing Your Tongue Against The Roof Of Your Mouth Will Cure You Of Brain Freeze.
• Elephants Mourn And Bury Their Dead.
• Abraham Lincoln's Grandfather Was Also Named Abraham Lincoln. He Was Also Shot And Killed.
• In The Cartoon "The Jetsons," Jane Jetson Is 33 And Her Daughter, Judy Is 16. This Means, Jane Was A Teen Mom.
• Urine Can Be More Sterile Than Water From The Kitchen Faucet. If You're Healthy, Pee Only Gets Contaminated When It Touches Your Skin
• It’s Proven That All Parts Of The Human Body Can Be Replaced With Machinery, Except For The Brain.
• British Law In 1845 Stated That Suicide Attempts Were A Capital Offense. If The Person Unsuccessfully Attempted Suicide, They'd Be Hanged.
• Having Sex Regularly Has Great Health Benefits. It Promotes Production Of Germ Fighting Antibodies And Burns Calories.
• There's A Village Called "Pussy" In France.
• Russell Brand Showed Up To Work On The Day After 9/11 Dressed As Osama Bin Laden.
• Biggie, Jay-Z And Busta Rhymes All Attended The Same High School At The Same Time.
• It Would Take At Least 480 Bananas To Die Of Of Potassium Overdose.
• By 2020, Depression Will Be One Of The 2nd Leading Cause Of Death And Disability.
• In China, You Can Hire A Person To Stand In Line For You At $3 An Hour.
• IKEA Stores Are Designed Like Mazes In Order To Prevent Customers From Leaving.
• Rihanna's Video "We Found Love" Has Been Banned In France For Encouraging 'Self Destructive Behavior.
• We Can't Talk While Inhaling Through Our Nose.
• Anatidaephobia Is The Fear That Somewhere In The World, There Is A Duck Watching You.
• In Terminator 2, Schwarzenegger Only Spoke 700 Words And Was Paid $15 Million. That Means 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' Cost $85,716!
• Study Shows That In Most Cases, Viewing Someone’s Facebook Profile Picture Can Form A Distinctively Accurate Impression About Them.
• The Fear Of Being Without A Cell Phone, Nomophobia, Is Becoming A Most Common Phobia Now A Days.
• The Use Of Drugs Being Quite Recent Suggests That Intelligent People Use More Drugs More Frequently Than Less Intelligent Ones.
• Daniel Radcliffe Was Paid 80 Times More For The Final Harry Potter Film Than He Was For The First One.
• Parthenophobia Is The Fear Of Virgins.
• Hogwarts' School Motto Is "Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon."
• The First Man To Survive Going Over Niagara Falls Later Died From Slipping On An Orange Peel.
• There Are More Stars In The Sky Than Grains Of Sand On The Earth.
• If You Had $1 Billion And Spent $1,000 A Day, It Would Take 2,740 Years To Go Broke.
• If The Earth Were To Lose Its Orbit, It Would Only Take 91 Days, 7 Hours, 26 Minutes And 24 Seconds For It To Fall Into The Sun.
• About 11% Of People Have Sent A Text Message While Having Sex.
• Airplane Crashes Have A 96% Survival Rate! In The U.S, From 1983 To 2000, 51,207 Out Of 53,487 People Survived Airplane Crashes.
• Studies Show That Taller People Generally Score Better On Intelligence Tests.
• The Average Man Will Have About 7,200 Orgasms In A Lifetime.
• The Average Person Spends Three Years Of His Or Her Life On A Toilet.
• Male Bed Bugs Have Sex By Stabbing The Female In The Stomach With Their Penis And Injecting Semen Into The Wound.
• Psychologists Say That When A Man Meets A Woman, The First Thing That Comes To His Mind Is Whether He'll Have Sex With Her Or Not.
• Scientists Concluded That The Chicken Came First Not The Egg: Because The Protein Which Makes Egg Shells Is Only Produced By Hens.
• Facebook Is Blue Because Mark Zuckerberg Is Red-Green Colorblind.
• You Can't Hum While Holding Your Nose Closed.
• Ryan Gosling Was Once Suspended From School For Throwing Steak Knives During Recess Because He Thought He Was Rambo.
• Women Who Went To College Are More Likely Than High School Dropouts To Enjoy Both The Giving And Receiving Of Oral Sex.
• George W. Bush Spent More Days On Vacation Than John F. Kennedy Spent In Office.
• Justin Bieber Broke Michael Jackson's Record For Selling Out Madison Square Garden The Fastest -- It Took Justin 23 Seconds.
• A 20 Year-Old Man Named Chris Staniforth, Died Of A Blood Clot Last Year After Playing "Halo" On His X-Box For 12 Hours.
• It Would Take You 30 Years To Count To One Billion.
• Wayne Allwine And Russi Taylor, The Voice Actors Who Provided The Voices For Mickey And Minnie Mouse, Were Married In Real Life.
• People Who Sleep Less Tend To Eat More During The Following Day.
• The World's Longest Kiss Lasted 17 Hours And 35 Minutes.
• 37% Of Surveyed Internet Users Have Admitted To (At One Point Or Another) Going Online Simply To Piss Another Person Off.
• If You Chew A Cabbage/Lettuce Leaf Properly, You’ll Lose More Energy Than You’ll Gain From Actually Eating It.
• Obama Once Said The Three Men He Admired The Most Were Mahatma Gandhi, Abraham Lincoln, And Martin Luther King, Jr.
• The Total Time Spent On Facebook Worldwide Each Month Is Around 1.3 Million Years.
• In 2009, Researchers At Newcastle University’s Centre For Life Said Eating A Bacon Sandwich Can Help Cure A Hangover.
• Katy Perry Is The Only Artist To Have Tied Michael Jackson’s Record Of 5 Billboard #1 Singles Off Of One Album.
• When You Drink A 20 Oz. Bottle Of Coca-Cola, You Are Consuming 1.77 Shots Of Sugar.
• 80% Of People In The World Have Low Self-Esteem And Are More Likely To Put Others Down To Make Themselves Feel Better.
• Depression Can Make You Smarter By Improving Recollection, Critical Thinking, And Raising Attention Span.
• Most Teddy Bears Are Manufactured With A Neutral Expression So That Children Can Project Their Own Emotions Onto The Stuffed Creatures.
• Hair Stylists In London Are Using Bull Semen As A Conditioning Treatment. “It Leaves Your Hair Looking Wonderfully Soft And Thick.”
• Poor Eyesight (Myopia) Is Associated With A Higher IQ.
• In China, Killing A Panda Is Punishable By Death.
• Grand Theft Auto IV Was The Most Expensive Video Game Ever Made With A Budget Of $100 Million Dollars.
• Kids Who Like To Listen Gangsta Rap Or Heavy Metal Tend To More Shy Then Other Kids.
• We Actually Live About 80 Milliseconds In The Past Because That's How Long It Takes Our Brains To Process Information.
• If A Man Can’t Decide What To Wear On A Date, He Might Want To Wear Blue. Studies Show That Women Are More Attracted To Men In Blue.
• Before Pixar Settled On Toy Story, Other Names Suggested Include Made In Taiwan, Moving Buddies, And Toyz In The Hood.
• 80% Of People In The World Have Low Self-Esteem And Are More Likely To Put Others Down To Make Themselves Feel Better.
• Queen Is The Only Band In Which Every Member Has Individually Written More Than One #1 Hit.
• Twilight Was Rejected By Fourteen Publishers Before Finally Getting Published.
• Your Subconscious Mind Is 30,000 Times More Powerful Than Your Conscious Mind.
• A Woman Named Jean Curtis, From Scotland, Filed For Divorce In 2002 After She Caught Her Husband Having Sex With A Frozen Chicken.
• The President Sends You A Letter Of Congratulations On Your 100th Birthday.
• 99% Of People Delete The Whole Password If One Word Goes Wrong.
• Mayim Bialik, Who Plays Sheldon Cooper’s Nerdy Girlfriend On Big Bang Theory, Has A Ph.D In Neuroscience.
• Antoine Dodson (Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife) Used The Money He Made To Setup A Juvenile Diabetes Foundation.
• Mike Duke, The CEO Of Walmart, Makes More In An Hour Than His Employees Do In A Year.
• Women Have Twice As Many Pain Receptors On Their Bodies Than Men. But, A Much Higher Pain Tolerance.
• Seth Macfarlane, Creator Of Family Guy, Was Also A Writer And Animator For Johnny Bravo And Dexter's Lab.
• Botulinum Toxin Is A Chemical Used In Botox, 1KG Of This Chemical Is Enough To Wipe Out Entire Human Population.
• English Wonder: Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven In Each Words Listed, Move 1st Letter To End Of The Word & Read Backwards.
• After The Release Of Her Video "Friday" Rebecca Black Was Bullied Into Being Home-Schooled.
• 95% Of People Have Googled Their Own Names.
• We Can Udnretsnad Any Msseed Up Stnecene As Lnog As The Lsat And Frsit Leterts Of The Wdros Are In Crrcoet Plaecs.
• According To The Pop Duo Themselves, LMFAO Stands For "Loving My Friends And Others."
• Not Wearing A Sports Bra While Exercising Can Cause A Woman's Breast To Sag.
• Men Who Help With Housework Also Tend To Have More Sex.
• Until The Age Of 12, Robert Pattinson's (Edward Cullen's) Two Older Sisters Would Dress Him Up As A Girl And Call Him Claudia.
• There Are More Barbie Dolls In Italy Than There Are Canadians In Canada.
• .Toronto Was The First City In The World With A Computerized Traffic Signal System.
• Beer Gives You A Healthy Daily Level Of Silicon Which Helps In Strengthening The Bones And Teeth.
• The Part Of Brain That Is Responsible For Turning Experiences Into Memories Shuts Down During Blackout After Heavy Drinking.
• We Instinctively Massage Our Eyelids, Just As We Would Any Other Muscle When Tired - To Increase Blood Flow And Hopefully Revive Them.
• "High-Place Phenomenon" Refers To That Urge To Jump From High Places, Not Necessarily To Kill Yourself, But For The Thrill.
• In The Original Version Of The Fairy Tale, Cinderella Actually Kills Her Stepmother First, So Her Father Could Marry Their Housekeeper.
• Every Time A Disaster Strikes On Spongebob Squarepants, The Same Voice Yells "My Leg!"
• The Average Woman Smiles 62 Times A Day. The Average Man Smiles Only 8 Times.
• If You Search For "Google Gravity" And Press "I'm Feeling Lucky" The Page Will Fall Apart.
• Angelina Jolie Has Collected Knives Ever Since She Was 12 And Used To Cut Herself During Sex To Increase The Pleasure Of The Experience.
• It Takes 6 Months To Build A Rolls Royce And 13 Hours To Build A Toyota.
• 6 Keys To A Great Relationship: Friendship, Freedom, Honesty, Trust, Understanding And Communication.
• The Closer People Are To Each Other, The Harder It Is To Lie. This Is Why It's So Easy For People To Lie On Twitter, Facebook And In Emails.
• Holding A Banana Peel Over A Bruise For 10 To 30 Minutes Will Remove It's Color.
• If You Had $1 Billion And Spent $1,000 A Day, It Would Take 2,740 Years To Go Broke.
• Jim Cummings, The Voice Of "Winnie The Pooh," Calls Children At The Hospital To Talk To Them In Character.
• 23% Of All Photocopier Faults Worldwide Are Caused By People Sitting On Them And Photocopying Their Butts.
• 50% Of Breakups Now Happen Via Text Message.
• Racism Is Illegal In Brazil, And Racist Comments Can Get You Arrested With No Right To Bail.
• Men Have One Extra Gene Which Is Responsible For Aggression When Stressed.
• King Fatefehi Of Tonga Deflowered 7 Virgins Every Day For 14 Staright Years! That Totals To 37,800 Virgins!
• Feeling Low? Day Dreaming About The Bright Future Will Instantly Give You A Boost.
• Lying Is A Tough Task For The Brain. So When A Person Thinks Too Long Over A Question, Chances Are He’s Lying.
• Anger Is In Fact A Form Of Positive Energy And Can Be Used As Powerful Motivating Force Towards Achieving Your Goals.
• At Youtube Headquarters, Employees Can Either Take The Elevator, Stairs Or Slide.
• Sitting In Front Of The Computer For Six Hours A Day Increases Your Risk Of Death By 40%. :(
• If The Sun Stopped Shining Suddenly, It Would Take 8 Minutes For People On Earth To Be Aware Of The Fact.
• The Two Highest IQ Scores In The World Ever Recorded Belonged To Women.
• If Someone Sings A Song Around, 90% Chance You'll Find Yourself Singing It Sometime During The Day.
• Wiz Khalifa Is Snoop Dogg's Nephew.
• Dr Dre Didn't Know Eminem Was White Until They Met.
• After Reading This Status, You Will Notice That The The Human Brain Doesn't Inform You That 'The' Is Used Twice In The Sentence.
• 89% People Feel Uncomfortable When The Tv Volume Is An Odd Number.
• 90% People At Some Point In Their Life Have Tried To Close The Fridge Slowly, Just To See When The Light Goes Out.
• 99% People Backspaces Their Whole Password, When They Just Mess Up One Letter.
• A 17-Year Old Chinese Student Sold One Of His Kidneys To Buy An Ipad 2 And An Iphone.
• Having Eye Contact For More Than 6 Seconds Without Looking Away Or Blinking Reveals A Desire For Either Sex Or Murder.
• 90% People Admit That, At Least Once In Their Life, They All Have Tried To Balance The Light Switch In Between The On And Of Position.
• The Average Person Tells 4 Lies A Day And 1,460 A Year. A Total Of 88,000 By The Age Of 6. The Most Common Lie Is "I'm Fine".
• The Longer You Are Single, The More You Think That Something Is Wrong With You.
• Saying "Beer Can" With A British Accent Sounds Like "Bacon" With A Jamaican Accent.
• People Whose Names Start With Letter 'A' Have The Longest Life Expectancy.
• You Are Always Able To See Your Nose. Your Brain Just Chooses To Ignore It. Try It.
• 85% Of All Valentine's Day Cards Are Purchased By Women
• A Woman Spends An Average Of 2 Years Of Her Life Time Looking At Herself In The Mirror; A Man Spends 6 Months.
• 8 Out Of 10 People Think That The First Kiss Indicates How The Rest Of The Relationship Will Be.
•  166 Thousand People Are Having Sex At This Very Minute. 1/4th Of Them Are Cheating On Someone.
• Women Love A Guy Who Can Make Them Laugh
• All Emotional Pain Lasts For 12 Minutes Anything Longer Is Self Inflicted.
• When You Wake Up Around 2-3am Without Any Reason, There's An 80% Chance That Someone Is Staring At You.
• People Who Sleeps Late Have More Mental Stamina And Can Outperform Early Risers.
• The Longer You Are Single, The More You Think That Something's Wrong With You.
• Porn Is The Only Industry In The World Where Females Are Paid More Than Males.
• If Someone Is About To Sneeze Say "Pineapple." The Absurdity And Timing Of Word Sometimes Forces The Brain To "Forget" About The Sneeze.
• Delaying Sex Improves Long Term Relationships.
• Facebook Makes You Overestimate How Happy Your Friends Are, In Turn, Makes You More Depressed.
• People Who Easily And Frequently Blush Is A Likely Sign Of Them Being A Great Lover.
• Music Makes The Brain Happy And Hungry For More Music.
• Yawning Doesn't Mean You're Sleepy. It Means Your Body Needs More Oxygen.
• Cigarettes Are One Of The Most Traded Item On The Planet.
• If You Try To Say The Alphabet Without Moving Your Lips Or Tongue Every Letter Will Sound The Same.
• The Harry Potter Series Made $7,701,234,647 Worldwide.
• Google Unsuccessfully Tried To Sell Itself In 1999 For $1 Million!
• Men Don't Need To Be Sexually Aroused To Have An Erection. Erections Can Occur If A Man Is Frightened, Nervous, Or Has A Full Bladder.